Flexibility Enthusiasts Mugs

Holding Yoga Book With Feet.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

A mid-lithe crisis.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Gymnast tangled up.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Give Thanks.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

The Acrobat/Musician

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

Ballerina

'Show off!'

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"