Flexibility Fanatic Mugs

'It all started with some harmless stretching exercises.'

"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

'And now we will do the seated straddle forward bend. Advanced students will actually touch the floor with their bellybutton...Done!'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Nobody could hold their drink like Eddie could.

"Fancy going on a bender tonight?"

"Starting yoga has really done wonders for my flexibility."

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Get Over Yourself!

Yoga Lessons

Very Advanced Yoga

'I taught him everything I know.'

Yoga Centre.

'The doctor told him he has hypertension, the silly beggar!'

'Been over doing the yoga again, I see.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Obama Yoga.

Gymnast tangled up.

'Show off!'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Ta-da! Work-from-Home away from home."

"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours...starting with the 108 hour weekend!"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

"Could you keep still?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."