Muscle Flexing Enthusiast Pillows

Boy who is confident he is strong enough to row two ladies

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Checkmate!'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Built and Built without a permit.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"His prose is so muscular."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'