Muscle Flexing Enthusiast T-Shirts

Boy who is confident he is strong enough to row two ladies

Powerful Love.

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Checkmate!'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Brawnstorming session.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Pushy Coach.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'