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"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

A boy boasting of his strength

Narcissus

'Son, maybe you should practice casting with your other arm for a bit.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercising

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Important Muscles.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Macho man body building club.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Brawnstorming session.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

I'll take this one here.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Iron Man Competition"

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

"I was building up my pecs."