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'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

X-ray Psychology.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Yoga To-Do

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Brain Sunrise

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

The psychiatrist.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Memory Upgrade.

Narcissus

Brain versus Religion.

Brain Charger

Head Mechanic.

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"I love it when something has many uses."

"Too many tabs open."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

I love Yoga

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

A boy boasting of his strength

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."