Mental Flexer Gifts

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

X-ray Psychology.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Yoga To-Do

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Brawnstorming session.

Brain Sunrise

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Exercise vs Laxative.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

The psychiatrist.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Memory Upgrade.

Head Mechanic.

Brain Charger

Narcissus

Brain versus Religion.

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"I love it when something has many uses."

I love Yoga

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

A boy boasting of his strength

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"Too many tabs open."