Muscle Flexer Gifts

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

A boy boasting of his strength

Narcissus

'Son, maybe you should practice casting with your other arm for a bit.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercising

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Important Muscles.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Macho man body building club.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

I'll take this one here.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Iron Man Competition"

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

"I was building up my pecs."

'You're very tense today.'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Yoga in Heaven