Mini Muscle Maker Gifts

Exercising

Remote control pirate bully

My First Camera

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Rocking horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

We're putting on a subtraction.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Model Building

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Computerized Dollhouse.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"