Muscle Matchmaker Gifts

Torque

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The rock caricature

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Everybody meets online these days."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Body Building

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Built and Built without a permit.

Acme Dating Service

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

I'll take this one here.

Match maker

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Sidekick speed matching service.

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."