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Matchmaker Of Skills Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the talent of uniting people? Our matchmaker of skills products are ideal for those who thrive on connecting others and building communities. Whether they’re a professional networker or simply love to bring friends together, these thoughtful and humorous items highlight their unique gift for harmony and collaboration. Find the perfect card, mug, or print that celebrates their innate talent for matchmaking in the world of skills and creativity.
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."
"Have you tried carbon dating?"
'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'
"Everybody meets online these days."
"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."
"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"
"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."
"It must have been fate that brought us together."
They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'
"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."
Acme Dating Service
Cupid
"Men just won't leave me alone!"
"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."
"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."
Match maker
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"
Sidekick speed matching service.
"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."
'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'
"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'
Are you sure that's not your age?
Matchmaker Of Skills Gifts Collection
Matchmaker Of Skills Mugs
Explore our collection of matchmaker of skills mugs—perfect for coffee or tea lovers who enjoy celebrating their talent for connecting talents in a humorous way.
Matchmaker Of Skills Pillows
Bring a touch of humor and personality to any space with our matchmaker of skills pillows—perfect for creative connectors who value comfort and community.
Matchmaker Of Skills Prints
Check out our matchmaker of skills prints—an inspiring decoration for anyone passionate about linking talents and building networks.
Matchmaker Of Skills T-Shirts
Discover our matchmaker of skills T-shirts—ideal for those who love to showcase their talent for bringing people and skills together in a fun, stylish manner.