"Everybody meets online these days."
Matchmakers-in-training Gifts
If you know someone honing their matchmaker skills, surprise them with a playful gift that celebrates their passion for pairing people up. Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items tailored for the matchmaker-in-training, ideal for inspiring smiles and encouraging their journey in the world of love and relationships.
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."
"Have you tried carbon dating?"
"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"
'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'
Today's love
"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."
"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."
'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'
'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,
"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."
Acme Dating Service
"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."
"Men just won't leave me alone!"
"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
Match maker
"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"
"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."
Sidekick speed matching service.
'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'
"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."
"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."
'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'
Cupid's converge on a bachelor.
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
Are you sure that's not your age?
Matchmakers-in-training Gifts Collection
Matchmakers-in-training Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for matchmaker-in-training enthusiasts — perfect for fueling their day with a smile.
Matchmakers-in-training Pillows
Find comfy pillows that celebrate their interest in pairing people up, adding charm and personality to any space.
Matchmakers-in-training Prints
Browse our selection of prints that highlight the fun and creative side of matchmaking — perfect for inspiring their next connection.
Matchmakers-in-training T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their passion for matchmaking, with witty and charming designs that speak to their creative spirit.