Muscle Machine Gifts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

The Incredible Bulk

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Congratulations on your retirement!

Exercising

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Important Muscles.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

A Fork-lift.

I'll take this one here.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Toe-Tickling Machine

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

A cheese grader

New Belief Systems

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"