Muscle Man Gifts

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"They wanted a strong church leader here, they've got one!!"

Muscles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Important Muscles.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'