Muscle Maniac Gifts

'It's my ass, Doc...I can't wipe it.'

'I'm afraid, with the appearance of forehead muscles, you are now,what we call, morbidly fit.'

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Look ridiculous in 30 days.

"Have you ever thought of taking up bodybuilding?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

Addiction to mobile.

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Rock & Roll

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

cat singing into microphone

"I was building up my pecs."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Lox Ness Monster