Muscle Maniac Gifts

'It's my ass, Doc...I can't wipe it.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'I'm afraid, with the appearance of forehead muscles, you are now,what we call, morbidly fit.'

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Look ridiculous in 30 days.

"Have you ever thought of taking up bodybuilding?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Love Hurts

Rock & Roll

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'