Muscle Mania Fans Gifts

Palmeiro Steroids - US

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Monster Baseball

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Two Daleks fighting

"Well, we got the grant."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Pushy Coach.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"I was building up my pecs."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.