Muscle And Music Fan Gifts

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Tina Turner

Exercise Bars

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Battery lifting weights