Muscle Building Fan Gifts

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Only Clowns

Battery lifting weights

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Scientists building a tower

Moses and the bridge.

EU

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Buns Of Veal.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Date night again already?"

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"I Win!!!"