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'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Only Clowns

Battery lifting weights

Scientists building a tower

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

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Moses and the bridge.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Buns Of Veal.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."