Exercise Fan Gifts

"Where's Tia Carmen? She's in the kitchen making breakfast?"

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'You're doing it wrong!'

Plank

'Let's not go by the book.'

Only Clowns

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Buns Of Veal.

Step aerobics

Man practising the violin.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Snail Display Today

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

Yoga Welcome Mat

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."