Exercise Fan Gifts

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

"Where's Tia Carmen? She's in the kitchen making breakfast?"

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'You're doing it wrong!'

Plank

'Let's not go by the book.'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Only Clowns

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Buns Of Veal.

Man practising the violin.

Step aerobics

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

The 39 Steps

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Snail Display Today

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'