Ironic Exercise Fan Gifts

Exercise bike in a cycle lane.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

Only Clowns

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Buns Of Veal.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

No use being self-conscious

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Annual 10K Fun Run

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Plank

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.