Ironic Exercise Fan T-Shirts

Exercise bike in a cycle lane.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

Only Clowns

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Buns Of Veal.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

No use being self-conscious

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Annual 10K Fun Run

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'