Exercise Equipment Fan Gifts

'I can't decide if it's a piece of exercise equipment or a metaphor for my life.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Swinging

Only Clowns

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Buns Of Veal.

Step aerobics

Man practising the violin.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Snail Display Today

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.