Exercise Equipment Fan Pillows

'I can't decide if it's a piece of exercise equipment or a metaphor for my life.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Swinging

Hot Pie Therapy

So … you do a lot of yoga?

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Only Clowns

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Buns Of Veal.

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Man practising the violin.

Step aerobics

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Ballerina and the light switch.

Snail Display Today

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

The 39 Steps

'Who ordered the pizza?'

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.