Exercise Tracking Fan Pillows

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Running

Only Clowns

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Buns Of Veal.

Centaur Sprinter

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Running machine with pothole.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Yoga Welcome Mat

Plank

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'