Exercise Tracking Fan Pillows

The 39 Steps

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Only Clowns

Running

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Buns Of Veal.

Centaur Sprinter

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Running machine with pothole.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

Yoga Welcome Mat

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Plank

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'