Fitness Tracker Fan Pillows

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."

"I might not look it but my watch says I'm in GREAT shape."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Exercise Bars

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Soccer kids texting

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.