Fitness Trackers Pillows

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Woman and scales.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking ab

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Body weight app on mobile

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'