Distance Tracker Pillows

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The Price of Nothing

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

House building chart (like steps).

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"