Mile Tracker Pillows

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Prison Wallpaper.

House building chart (like steps).

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.