Fitness Trackers T-Shirts

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Woman and scales.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Body weight app on mobile

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"How the hell does he do that?"

"When I said I needed to look at your diet I meant a list!"