Fitness Tracker Enthusiast T-Shirts

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Exercise now!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"