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"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

I drive, therefore I am.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

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"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."

'Fat chance!'

Hargraves stopped and studied the fresh tracks. Too deep for bobcat... too big for black bear... No, these belonged to the most dangerous animal of all! Man!

"Ya, ya I know. But I only have 120 more steps to reach my daily goal."