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'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

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Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"His coach's dog!"