Activity Tracker Enthusiast Mugs

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

I drive, therefore I am.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Body weight app on mobile

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

'Fat chance!'

"It's an activity monitor for people with a sedentary lifestyle. It's called 'Fatbit'."

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."

"I love my Fitbit. It tells me how much farther I can go before I collapse."

"He'll have the salad."

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

Hargraves stopped and studied the fresh tracks. Too deep for bobcat... too big for black bear... No, these belonged to the most dangerous animal of all! Man!