Step Tracker Enthusiast Mugs

"I thought we'd do 5,000 steps a day on our walks, but it's more like 5,000 sniffs."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

The 39 Steps

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Wait, you took how many steps?

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Baroque Dance Studio

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"