Fitness Tracker T-Shirts

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

'Fat chance!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Woman and scales.

House building chart (like steps).

You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking ab

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Body weight app on mobile

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

I burned 3200 more calories yesterday than I consumed!!! You went for a long run? No. Oh. Well you must've followed my usual regimen: cross-fit, a few hours of weights … followed by several hours of evading jealous boyfriends. I forgot to enter the calories I consumed into my fitness app. You'd be surprised how many calories you burn evading buckshot.

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'