Fitness Tracker Prints

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

'Fat chance!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Woman and scales.

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

House building chart (like steps).

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Body weight app on mobile

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'