Fitness Gadget Fan Pillows

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Too much information."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Exercise Bars

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Soccer kids texting

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.