Home Workout Fan Pillows

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Yoga Welcome Mat

"When you said you were up to 50 laps, I was impressed. But that was until I saw the size of your pool."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Only Clowns

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Buns Of Veal.

Man practising the violin.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

The 39 Steps

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Thai boxing for beginners.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Plank

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"Too much information."

'You're doing it wrong!'

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

GPS and Cardio Workout

Today: Hot Yoga.

Working from home

'I can't decide if it's a piece of exercise equipment or a metaphor for my life.'

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

"Care for some sports wine?"

Jed's exercise regimen consisted of 20 tongue-ups every morning.