Retro Workout Fan Pillows

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Buns Of Veal.

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Hip Operation

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Same address, 20 years later'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."