Retro Leisure Fan Pillows

Biliard Enthusiast

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."