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Musical Fight

EWE 2.

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tina Turner

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Month of August

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Cool hand... Uke

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

EU

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Library Grand Opening

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Sportsman and music

A 1950's Barber Shop

Little Richard

Elephant blues