Melody Fan Gifts

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

When Ernie gets a song stuck in his head, he doesn't have room for anything else.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Punk Reindeer

Frederic Chopin

Tina Turner

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

Highland Piper.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Gustav Holst

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

The Month of August

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Cool hand... Uke

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Library Grand Opening

Gangsta wrap.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."