Ballad Fan Gifts

'What song is it you want to hear!'

EWE 2.

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Highland Piper.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Gustav Holst

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cool hand... Uke

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Library Grand Opening

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Sir Elton John

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Leonard Bernstein

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"I Love U2."

Pitcher auditions.

The Third Day of Christmas

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"Thank you for my muddar - thank you for my fuddar, thank you for rap which I love more than this dinnar."

Little Drummer Buoy