Lyric Fan Gifts

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Bowled over again!

Silence of the Chickens...

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Currently Boston

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

The Book Lover

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Adam and Eve Arrested

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Eugene Ionesco

Spike Milligan

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

A rose is a rose is a rose