'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'
Lyric Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your lyric enthusiast? Discover our collection of witty, clever, and musical-themed items that speak the language of music lovers and poetry fans. From mugs to prints, find a special way to honor their passion for lyrics and song poetry.
"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."
It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.
"All right, it's a deal. The four-letter words are in, the drug lyrics are out."
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
Stephen Foster.
'The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...'
Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.
'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'
Jim Morrison Goes Camping
"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need."
Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.
Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.
Old songs made new
"Which sounds better: 'You are in violation of my client's copyright, darlin'' or 'Darlin', my heart's a-ragin' over your copyright violation?'"
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."
Annie Lennox
That's when I decided why should I care
Joni Mitchell
Cole Porter Prison: "Night and day, spike, you are the one")
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
The Dorrie Decimal System
Blue Stockings
'He likes to power nap.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
John Bunyan
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Don Quixote
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Lyric Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Lyric Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our mug collection to find the perfect lyric-inspired design for the music lover in your life.
Lyric Enthusiast Pillows
Cozy up with pillows featuring clever lyric phrases—ideal for music fans who want to surround themselves with their favorite words.
Lyric Enthusiast Prints
Transform their space with lyric-themed prints that showcase beautiful words and musical inspiration.
Lyric Enthusiast T-Shirts
Get them a t-shirt that speaks volumes with fun and meaningful lyric quotes—perfect for any music aficionado.