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'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"All right, it's a deal. The four-letter words are in, the drug lyrics are out."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Stephen Foster.

'The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.

Old songs made new

"Which sounds better: 'You are in violation of my client's copyright, darlin'' or 'Darlin', my heart's a-ragin' over your copyright violation?'"

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Annie Lennox

That's when I decided why should I care

Joni Mitchell

Cole Porter Prison: "Night and day, spike, you are the one")

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe