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'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"All right, it's a deal. The four-letter words are in, the drug lyrics are out."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Stephen Foster.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need."

Old songs made new

"Which sounds better: 'You are in violation of my client's copyright, darlin'' or 'Darlin', my heart's a-ragin' over your copyright violation?'"

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Annie Lennox

That's when I decided why should I care

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Don Quixote

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"