Song Lyric Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Love birds playing a guitar.

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Old songs made new

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'