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This isn't your resume, it's the words to If I Had a Hammer.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Senta jumps into the sea

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Thomas Hardy

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Sinking with your heart

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Lord Byron

Blues artis's daily list

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Limerick Airport

Jerry Lordan

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

"Nevermore."

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"