Lyrics Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

"Middle aged Americans yearn for music with understandable lyrics. The Doors, Hendrix, Bob Dylan."

"You've just written every country song."

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

Adele: Rolling in the dough!

Nick Cave

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Stephen Spender.

Thomas Hardy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Filling the Missile Gap

Sinking with your heart

Lord Byron

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Limerick Airport

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

This man is an island.

"Nevermore."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The unknown war poet.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"