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"Middle aged Americans yearn for music with understandable lyrics. The Doors, Hendrix, Bob Dylan."

"You've just written every country song."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Thomas Hardy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Filling the Missile Gap

Lord Byron

Sinking with your heart

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

"Nevermore."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

This man is an island.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The unknown war poet.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."